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T-Shirt — "I Tried to Retire But Now I Work for My Wife" Skull & Roses Retirement Humor
Retirement was supposed to mean taking it easy… apparently nobody told his wife. 😂
The “I Tried to Retire But Now I Work for My Wife” Graphic T-Shirt is made for the husband who traded his 9-to-5 for an entirely new boss. Featuring a bold vintage-inspired skull, roses, crossed wrenches, and distressed-style typography, this funny retirement shirt brings plenty of personality to an everyday black tee.
Perfect for retired husbands, dads, grandpas, mechanics, tradesmen, DIY guys, and hardworking men with a good sense of humor, it's an easy conversation starter whether he's working in the garage, tackling the latest honey-do list, relaxing at the lake, or enjoying a well-earned cold one.
Why He'll Love It-
Funny retirement saying – “I Tried to Retire But Now I Work for My Wife”
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Bold skull, roses & wrench graphic with a vintage garage-inspired look
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Comfortable everyday style that's easy to pair with jeans or shorts
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Great for casual weekends, garage days, cookouts, road trips and retirement parties
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Makes a memorable retirement gift for husbands, dads and grandpas
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A fun gift from a wife who knows retirement doesn't mean the work is over
Looking for something more memorable than another generic retirement gift? This tee is perfect for a retirement party, birthday, Father's Day, Christmas, anniversary, or just because.
Because he may have retired from his career…
But the honey-do list is still accepting applications. 😎
Add it to your cart and give your favorite retired guy a shirt he'll actually want to wear.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for softened color and vintage look
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for long-lasting construction
- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in 62 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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