My Dog Said You're A Hoe Graphic Tee — Funny Sarcastic Dog Lover T-Shirt
My Dog Said You're A Hoe Graphic Tee — Funny Sarcastic Dog Lover T-Shirt
Soft, lightweight Bella Canvas cotton tee with a deadpan, sassy message printed across the chest. The clean serif text reads like a wink — cheeky, unapologetic, and meant to spark a laugh (or an eye-roll). It layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans for a casual, confident look. Breathable fabric and a classic crew neck keep the feel relaxed all day, while the subtle design makes it an expressive piece without shouting. Wear it when you want to keep things playful and a little bit blunt — whether you’re out walking the dog, meeting friends for coffee, or lounging at home.
The tone is light and irreverent: this tee speaks to someone who enjoys dry humor and isn’t afraid to be a little bold. It complements everyday outfits and social moments where personality matters more than formality. The understated type and centered placement make the message clear and wearable in many settings.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for improved structure and longer-lasting fit
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat (do not iron directly on design)
- Do not dry clean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry clean